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Orange Candy

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.
by wichita123 July 30, 2009
mugGet the Orange Candymug.

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor
I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got
by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010
mugGet the candy rapedmug.

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.
Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!
by loirão July 16, 2014
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candy cadet

Candy cadet is a robot who tells storys but not just any storys but another thing he can do is give life advice like dont pull on anal beads like a lawnmower which is what he said in dayshift at freddys 3
You: hey candy cadet tell me a story
Candy cadet: boku no piku
You:ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ
by Creep_yt January 10, 2020
mugGet the candy cadetmug.

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.
Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.
by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010
mugGet the cube candymug.

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.
1. I pissed on the officer's candy.
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018
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candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010
mugGet the candy readmug.

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