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by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025
Get the Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candlesmug. Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.
by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023
Get the worth the candlemug. An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
Get the Johnny Walker Candlemug. When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021
Get the Roman candlemug. by ArandomPyromaniac January 8, 2021
Get the Candlemug. When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
by wolverheel October 30, 2016
Get the Lighting the Candlemug. by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024
Get the Lighting a candlemug.