Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.

She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.

by Marinatha! July 20, 2009

Cancer Gay

Someone who has a right nut prolapse. That’s bound to burst anytime soon.

Hey, you see that Cancer Gay on your right ball?

by A_Gamer-Boii December 15, 2018

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Cancerous ads

A way of saying hentai without anyone know what the fuck you mean

I saw Jeremy watching hent- oh hi Jeremy! We were just talking about... cancerous ads!

by Throningzebra34 January 10, 2020

toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018

Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012

cancer grill

A tanning bed. A device known to cause various skin diseases.

Person 1: Gonna hit the Cancer Grill. Need some color.
Person 2: You know that shit ain't good for you.

by azza943 October 3, 2012