Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

by El Chupachichis July 31, 2013

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017

candle jack

1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.

1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"

2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"

by Rayne Tempura September 19, 2008

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Candle Stick fart

When you are fucking your girl, right before you cum, you pull out, light a candle and stick it up her vagina and let her fart. Causing her vagina to catch to implode

Wow me and my girl tried the candle Stick fart and she has burns

by Ramwteck September 19, 2019

One Lit Candle

A girl either giving a blowjob/handjob teases her man back and forth with a lit match or lighter on there dick.

Look here kid to make up for it iama let missy here take care of you give him a one lit candle.

by sourai November 7, 2011