im going to can you

spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray

im going to can you fam

by leng u fam November 14, 2022

You can feel the pain in his dih

A term that originated on instagram to describe a opinion shared that the user thinks is cringe-worthy

Person 1: I empathise with the Joker sooo much, bro. The world is a dark place, my heart is black
Person 2 to person 3: bro you can feel the pain in his dih, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by yeetyyeetilyyeetus August 10, 2025

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal

Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.

by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020