Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Anti-capitalism

To liberate capital from companies that make most of their money off of an exploited workforce.

I just engaged in some anti-capitalism at Walmart and liberated some new shoes I have needed.

by Tethaella March 2, 2023

Grogu capitalism

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.

Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."

Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."

by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023

anarcho-capitalism

Where we all get filthy rich and filthy free.

Person 1: I like anarcho-capitalism
Person 2: What the fuck

by BnuuyTheLoser July 11, 2024

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023

Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.

by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024

Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.

Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.

by anonymous July 15, 2025