philly bump

Hitting the car in front or back of you while parallel parking in Philadelphia.

Courtesy allows one bump of each car.

That spot was so tight I had to give them the philly bump to fit

by whatupbulance November 30, 2010

goose bump

noun
reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation

I can't think of any example related to goose bump now

by zzunaira December 3, 2007

douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

by Unflappable May 17, 2006

Bump-Its

The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.

Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.

by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010

bump that shit

when you play your favorite song over and over

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play

by MBEZ February 22, 2005

stripper bumps

the grosteque lone erruption found on an otherwise attractive ass

At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.

by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 24, 2011