breastasauruss

large breasted female

Damn, look at the tits on that breastasauruss.

by Rahlow August 26, 2005

breast cheek

Refers to all areas of the female breast, excluding the nipple. Exceptions may be made if a male has unusually large breasts.

"Dude! Did you get to see her tits?" "Naw, man...no nipple. Only the breast cheek."

by J-Ho, Moe, Yousef, J-Mo March 12, 2008

breasticle

When your breasts are so saggy i.e. granny tits, that they hang down as if they were enlargened testicles.

hence the word breasticles

damn stacey's tits are so saggy they're practically breasticles

by michaelphelpsswimfan2000 January 17, 2010

breast

one of two organs, most defined on females, with the purpose of feeding young.

The woman nursed her child at her breast.

by werekldsng September 10, 2010

Breast Friend

Noun;
The girl in a group of guys that can keep pace with the men and give each of them her opinion and get the dirt on the skanks that they are dating.

Joe: Dude! Julie just told me that this girl that I'm interested in, Lisa, is a total whore!
Tom: That's what you get when Julie is your breast friend.

by gamenut89 October 9, 2008

Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008

breastboarding

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboarding for a less entertaining form of erudition.

GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding

by shadowcat1111 April 3, 2008