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baller canard

Aesthetic car accessories that make you go fast.
Hey man I just bought this baller canard from pep boys! Come help me install it.
by Boosted billy November 26, 2017
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Baller

Baller .. Typically a hardcore motherfucker that has made it by hard graft. Looks after those around him despite hardcore adversity.. typically A J CHesworth .
Ajc is a baller motherfucker he’s flying first class all the way baby .. drinking verve like a mofo at 30,000 ft boi
by Adoubledot December 4, 2019
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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Ballerboy611

Ballerboy611 other wise known as "baller" he was kind of a sped at first then he became the MCMP PM in the marine corps, That is how his sorry ass got known. Then he stays at that position for a good month or two then later becomes the DPMG for 2 seconds then gets demoted to MP SEA (that literally nobody cares about) and gets invited by bmh04 to become the SMMC. He stays as SMMC for a good month in a half and gets fired for being "childish" and ever since then pqpex and his buddy JFKpart will never un blacklist the poor man ever again :(
"Ballerboy611 get your ass back here right now!"
by crack_head_next_door December 26, 2020
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Trouser Ballerina

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.
Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.
by ChuLolli January 18, 2010
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Most Baller

The act of being so chill and bad-ass to the point at which your actions are considered to be done at the highest level of baller-ness. You are also considered to be complete gangster. Anything you say or do is always legit.
Adam: Yo Josh did you see Ricky drifting that civic in the parking lot last night?!?
Josh: Yeah man! He was most baller!
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John: Yo Dylan! I heard that Steve broke out in a dance battle with Carlos at the party last night!
Dylan: Yeah Dude! He got all the ladies after he won that!
John: Damn dude, thats most baller.
by thecooldragon2102 June 1, 2016
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