- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
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by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
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Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017
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by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018
Get the Blunt talking mug.A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone
Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
Get the Jiffy-Blunt mug.Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...
You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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