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let's get 2 points of bling

by toey July 28, 2023

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Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

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blinge

Pierced female genitals.

-What you up to later?
-Gonna try and get some of this tarnish off my blinge, makes my vag taste like sheet metal.

by spoon10101 August 3, 2009

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tree bling

All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."

Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.

Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010

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