Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Bling

Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys

It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling

by Lordifan October 28, 2021

bling spinner

a circular nigger tattoo, iced out

niiice bling spinner blinger rimmer tattoo faggot

by free pizza February 17, 2009

blinge

Pierced female genitals.

-What you up to later?
-Gonna try and get some of this tarnish off my blinge, makes my vag taste like sheet metal.

by spoon10101 August 3, 2009

James bling

Very rich simswapper, has many OG's and multiple luxury watches

Kid on rox: "Yoo do you know james bling"

Larp nigga: "Yoo yea he's my fav simmer"

by dkqwodqkqwkowk112 August 19, 2024

Bling

Physical or metaphorical value based upon experience or money.

'I've done nothing with my life.'
'I'm broke, seems we both have some blingmaxxing to do.'

by SILLY SAMOON June 10, 2024