Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.

She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .

by AspergersBear January 27, 2018

Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021