Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.

Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!

by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023

Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.

Luna will give birth

by doodeet3 September 12, 2023

birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.

So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023

I CANT BIRTH-

Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in

" I CANT BIRTH-"
"shut the fuck up you slut"

by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 26, 2024