bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.

- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.

by soperilleux January 16, 2009

bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

flip the bird

1. The act of rotating an avian creature through more than 90 degrees.

2. The act of extending the central digit of the hand with the intent to cause offense.

"Golly, Esther, I believe Sir Rodney just flipped me the bird. I shall have that cunt, he is dead."
-Shaw

by PeteLovesSluts July 30, 2005

Darkie Birds

Crows, other dark toned un-pleasant animals (specifically birds in this case) to be around.

1: Hey! Look! Its a flock of birds, oh how lovely!

2: Oh no! Its darkie birds!

1: Oh....yeah....

by Trutch November 20, 2009

The Bird Club

A group of eclectic, mostly insane, people.

The Bird Club has many members suffering from many mental diseases.

by Suzy Gerbil January 3, 2007

Stunt Bird

A man's best girl-mate, who does all the stuff you'd expect of your girlfriend, with the bonus of a few pints and an XBox marathons.

Dan: Is that your girlfriend?
Kai: No, she's my stunt bird

by LMRLANCS January 30, 2008

The birds are hungry

A phrase commonly used to signify that one will not get any left over food. The meaning is that instead of giving leftover food to the person asking for it, you would rather scrape it outside for the birds to eat.

Guy 1: Hey can I have your leftovers?
Guy 2: The birds are hungry.

by kingk3050 June 13, 2013