BIBLE

Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE

Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE

by longfong12 February 4, 2019

Bible

A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.

“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”

by citizens2502 December 25, 2020

biblical

1: (adj) Having an overwhelming quality of epic greatness, the likes of which is only comparable to the gloriously fictional tales of the Bible.

2: The only adjective in the english language worthy of describing The Big Lebowski

"Dude, that shit I just dropped was like David vs. Goliath. Absolutely BIBLICAL!" - Jimmy Mooradian

by Walter Sobchack May 11, 2007

Mike Bibby

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.

Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"

by #1 mike bibby fan May 2, 2010

The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

bibliocide

1. When a high school student abuses a textbook to the point of its destruction, thus "killing" it.

Derivatives: bibliocidal (adjective)

Jayquan: Man, I fuckin' hate English! *throws book in locker*

<The next day>

Jayquan: My book is fucked up! The spine is detached!

Mr. Evans: You're a book-murderer. You have committed bibliocide. You must pay for it.

by Marc Saint Clair August 21, 2012

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013