You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

IT'S BEEN SO LONG

THE FRIGGIN BEST SONG

BOB: YOOOOOOOOO DOOD I FOUND THIS SONG CALLED IT'S BEEN SO LONG
BOD: REALLY? THE FNAF SONG?
BOB: HAR HAR HAR HAR
BOD: HAR HAR

by THE MARIONETTEXDDDDD March 18, 2025

been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.

"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"

by BennyBridge November 25, 2022

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

how ya been

Short for "how have you been?"

Person 1: Ayo bro how ya been?
Person 2: Not bad at all!

by Arxify December 9, 2022

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023

You’ve been JHed

A person you were once dating before they went to jh ranch but they have now broken up with you because you are not a fatso.

I had a girlfriend but I jhed her-Angelo (insert lie)
You’ve been JHed

by Broebfn August 3, 2022