Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

bedanke

The act of grouping your testicles from between your legs from the back with a numb hand

i was so drunk i bedanked my balls

by bidmaster flex donkey April 27, 2017

beyónkadonk

The type of heavenly ass that only Beyonce has.

-Dude, that girl's beyónkadonk is so hot!
-Bro, go for it!
-You want... Sum fun?
-No, Ron. Your tail is too small.
-Awww shieet.

by MonkeyBlueCheese101 June 4, 2017

Bodonker

Chesticals

Wow you have big bodonkers

by Queenofarrowsp1 June 26, 2017

Badonkadonk

Oooh! That's junk in the trunk. What you put your mug on...saddle up and ride. That's big...ass.

I'll tell you Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, "Girl you got a Badonkadonk".

by Chappelle's Show February 9, 2018

Badonkadonkadonk

A Big ass, like a really Phat fucking ass

Man: Hey did you see that girl at 1st period?
Man 2: Fuck Yeah, she's got a Badonkadonkadonk
Man 3: You got that right bro, totally would smash that

by realnibber56 August 17, 2018

Badonkadonk

A word to describe some phat tiddies

“Damn she had some massive badonkadonks”

by D-rugs October 9, 2018