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steady state bathroom

The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.
Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.

Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.

Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?
by JBaughlin May 30, 2011
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bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.
Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!
by HardGay! October 29, 2009
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Bathroom Ho/whore

well actually being a hipocryt and saying she wants her first kiss to be special. But then goes into a bathroom and locks the door knowing that there is a guy in there.
by Paige December 18, 2004
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bathroom savages

by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink
by JFKexperience75 May 24, 2019
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Meet Me In the Bathroom

Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.
Sabrina told Gwen “meet me in the bathroom” and they made out and exchanged numbers.
by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021
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Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019
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