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Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.
Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.
by Fish Beast of Aberdeen November 15, 2006
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Basketball

1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans.

2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews.
1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3."
by Jarvis Yates1 March 19, 2010
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basket case

some one that has a bunch of problems and mental and phycoloically
That girl has been such a basket case since she was dumped by her boyfriend.
by frix January 9, 2007
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basketball

The best sport in the universe. It's fast paced, needs skill, can be played alone or with others, and there's a big potential to improve.
Basketball rules - it's an awesome sport that everyone should play.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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chicken-in-the-basket

A prostitute placed in a basket with a large hole in the bottom. The basket with a girl properly aligned would be lowered over the client's member and spun. The basket would be raised and lowered slightly over the erect penis of the client while it was spinnning to increase pleasure.
In Viet Nam war, "chicken-in-the-basket" was the favorite take-out of GIs but nowadays it's used by sumo wrestlers to prevent damage to their women (baskets have been replaced with nylon harnesses).
by Taro T September 5, 2005
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Fruit Basket

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!
by RRL October 11, 2005
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basketball

"I just played a game of basketball."
by tad hufford,darien connecticut February 13, 2010
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