world classic baseball 

A baseball international game where U.S.A or Japan always get the champion and beat the fuck out of other countries. Surprisingly, the number 4 ranking baseball team Chinese Taipei never make it to the third round of WBC and the country China who suck at baseball attend every World Classic Baseball.

This year's world classic baseball's champion must be United States's.

world classic baseball by WbcCT February 19, 2017

C Team Baseball

Proof Jesus loves everyone, except Fort Collins High School.

"C Team Baseball"

"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody

C Team Baseball by The ball handler April 20, 2023

golden baseball 

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

golden baseball by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

I have to take my brother to baseball practice. 

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

I have to take my brother to baseball practice. by the putman August 22, 2009

Moody Baseball 

The best baseball program in Corpus Christi, TX!

Moody baseball 2004 state champs!

Moody Baseball by spanky June 14, 2004

Fantasy Baseball 

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.

John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study

Fantasy Baseball by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010

Mexican baseball bat 

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

Mexican baseball bat by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007