Badass Beard

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.

Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.

by AirPro1 August 02, 2022

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Badass Bengtsson

Often stylised as "Badda Bengan", a band that has superseded genres. Brought to us by the gods themselves they often have massive group orgies. They are often compared to Barack Obama and the great gods themselves. They are just too good.
Once fucked a chick who compared the bands influence to the size of my cock. Fucking tiny.

Joe biden has a massive crush on the lead singer. He wishes he could perform a counter clockwise rimjob on him. It would satisfy his cute kawaii cheeks.

Badass Bengtsson makes me squeal with pleasure when i listen to those guitars break the wall of sound!!!

Existance is meaningless with no badass bengtsson.

I would like badass bengtsson to be played when i get married, when i have a child and when i die. I especially enjoy it when having intercourse.

My brotha in christ, dah new Badda Bengan tune just dropped, lets fuck!

by Makeawishkid69420 March 03, 2023

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