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Asshole

Someone who's not in line and never has been.
Sean is an asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2019
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asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.
Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.
by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014
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ASSHOLES

Valeria and Nick bitch ass who broke Anbhr Charger
Those assholes always breaking shit
by Ass_hole April 5, 2019
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Asshole

A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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Asshole

Siddanth is an asshole
by InvelY March 3, 2019
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Asshole

A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, and/or ableist.

If a white person says the N word, they're a fucking asshole.
If a cishet person uses the F slur, they're a fucking asshole.
If you use the R slur or use the word "autistic" as an insult, you're a fucking asshole.

However, if you do any of that, don't worry. You can leave your asshole like ways behind by educating yourself, being kinder, listening to minorities, and apologising to everyone you've hurt. Just don't stay an asshole.
Edgy memer: Lol look at that r*t*rd*d n*gg*r.
Normal person: Dude, stop that. Seriously, you're being an asshole!
by CanIJustMakeADefinitionAlready December 28, 2018
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Asshole

by Your mom gay June 3, 2018
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