irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!
by Lolbants123 April 23, 2018
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Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
by Pincetti June 09, 2021
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Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
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Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.
Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda
by NankerPheldge May 28, 2023
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Irish Legs

Irish Legs is a sex position where the female uses the males legs as footstools whilists a backwards cowgirl.
by Thisreallymakesthingsprogress October 14, 2020
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Irish OBE

When somebody kneels you down and shoots you through the back of the head, just behind the ear.
They found a body last night, shot in the head just behind the ear, Oh the old Irish OBE.
by Top Engineer May 07, 2022
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Irish Raise

A job promotion that comes with more responsibility, but no pay increase. Often times the promotion comes with a title change, but not always.
Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"

Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"

alternative response:
Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"
by CorpoLoser January 06, 2023
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