A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.
That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.
by FastEddie73 February 22, 2011

A 20 year old, man, who plays D&D with 15 year olds, has absolutely amazing hair, cool jackets, plays guitar, lives in a trailer, and has a hankie in his back/left pocket. Basically, a very obviously gay man that the girls of this generation have found daddy issues for. Maybe because Joseph Quinn looks like young RDJ? Or honestly he looks like every "young" version of the top dilfs in todays world. Either way, theres so many head cannons and signs he is a mlm man and you guys are not an m whos l(ing)m.
"Eddie Munson is my new fictional character crush ðŸ¤"
"Girl shut the fuck up no he aint Eddies clearly a fag"
"Girl shut the fuck up no he aint Eddies clearly a fag"
by loreleiii June 27, 2022

by Stranger things men July 28, 2022

The Baby Brother of Charlie Murphy
by Dr. M December 7, 2006

A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.
John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
by Johnboy1995 May 28, 2018

When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)
by Deshe December 28, 2007

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019
