shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg
Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg
by Newkitty February 21, 2016
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The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
by Mr.CockBlender January 04, 2023
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Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
by Backhand Brooklynn January 30, 2022
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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 14, 2009
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shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.
Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.
by Nippppppplesareweird August 21, 2020
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Rasta Shafts

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
by lardy91 February 05, 2015
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shaft juicer

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
by chisel chest May 17, 2014
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