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Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.
1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018
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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
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Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning
"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."
by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023
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Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.
Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.
by Bbboseph February 17, 2019
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team shaft

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.
Damn Nate is part of team shaft
by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003
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Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!
by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025
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Shaft

The stem of a penis
Dude why is the shaft on your dick so big
by The sussybaka March 5, 2022
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