Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.

England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!

by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 20, 2010

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Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

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Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.

guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"

by baby face (: October 27, 2010

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Wayne Thunberg

A person of godly proportion's that emits gallons of big dick energy anywhere he goes. If someone calls you this name, it is a sign of respect.

person: "your such a Wayne Thunberg"
other person: "thank you"

by BigChungusGod69420 January 03, 2022

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Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 22, 2011

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