Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

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Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

by spider monkey May 19, 2009

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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

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took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.

Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

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Jordo Picture

A picture taken by a girl of herself, characterized by a peace sign and her tongue sticking out

Oh my god ! That girl took ANOTHER jordo picture !!!

by Stormie3 March 20, 2011

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National Send Dick Picture Day

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone

Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*

by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020

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