marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015

Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013