Hamilton Missouri

A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters

I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

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Hamilton

Hes the ten dollar founding father without a father. He got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self starter. By 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter. Then the hurricane came and devastation rained. Our man saw his future dripping down the drain. He put a pencil to his temple, connecting it to his brain. Then he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain. Well, the word got around, they said this kid is insane, man! Took up a collection just to send him to the main land. Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and the worlds gonna know your name, whats you name, man?

Alexander Hamilton.... My name is Alexander Hamilton.... And theres a million things i havent done, but just you wait... just you wait!

by yeyeyeeyeyeyeyey May 14, 2021

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Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 2, 2022

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Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.

Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.

by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019

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