Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

shit-swamp stew

When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear

Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew

by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014

hot dog stew

When a group of guys sit around in a hot tub, and the ladies fail to show. Like a sausage fest, in the water.

Dude: What did you guys do on Friday?
Bro: We drank beer, had a hot dog stew.
Dude: Ew, what?
Bro: Yeah, the kappas totally bailed on us.

by All4_1 September 8, 2011

Beef stew

Something that is thick or bigger

That packet beef stew

by Posto the god March 31, 2017

sea monkey stew

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

by andy fry March 21, 2003

Dangle Berry Stew

A large pile of shit that comes from an animals ass and it's all old and rotten.

Dylan: What in fuck's name is that horse doing?
Kyle: Shitting out some Dangle Berry Stew

by Kylowned December 28, 2005

bozly beef stew

when a guy makes a girl cum then goes to eat her out but comes to realize shes got stinkey ass beef curtains that are flooded with her female juice with little floaties leaking out. therefore it is a bozly beef stew.

"My buddy was fuckin this chick named sarah and i accidentally walked in and saw her bozly beef stew. I then went in the bathroom and grabbed some fabreeze."

by ashley hemper May 29, 2008