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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.
Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."
by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019
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Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)
person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN
by lousugarddy October 4, 2017
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Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.
Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin: YOU PARKED UR CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPACE?!!?!?!.
by JarvisBanned June 17, 2020
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Kevin

A beautiful loving caring carasmatic sexy AF delicious Salvadorianian man. he is the best boyfriend Dad and soon to be husband. he’s generous down to earth humble respectful . Patient understanding loyal trustworthy. He’s a ride or die kind of guy handles his shitt when he has to. Keeps it 100 always. Knows why he wants no goes for it. Always smiling. Always. Optimistic there’s never a boring dull moment with hm . Wasn’t appreciated .YOUR loss my GAIN . TOCAYA…He’s mine And Keeping him. Surprise Surprise im going to marry him. He makes me happy brings the best of me out. . He’s smart and hard worker hes open to learn new things. I love his mocha colored skin. His sexy soft skin gets me super moist. He’s Built just right for me he has a beautiful manhood that I gag on every night with the right amount of girth he’s a GREAT lay but too bad cause he’s mine. Everything I ever asked for the perfect partner THE PERFECT MAN TO TAKE HOME TO MOM .f u meet a Kevin hold on to him if you don’t .that would be dumbest move you ever did.
Kevin: quote unquot…Diiick!!!….SPX2…. Hometown
by Ramona Mona August 30, 2023
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Kevin

An Asian Nigga that raped his girlfriend and wants to shoot the school and also in joys cock in his mouth
Hey have you seen Kevin today
He is at home touching his girlfriend without consent
by JESUSLOVER11122233344455566677 September 20, 2019
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