axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

by mcellis September 7, 2011

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

oh shit handle

the handle above the passenger-side door that one grabs when the driver makes a hard turn.

Because I was weaving through traffic, she grabbed the oh shit handle and asked me to slow down.

by monkey on a leash October 26, 2010

luw huddle handle

Is a term used by illiterate computer users to vaguely describe a miscellaneous software error on a computer that they can not readily describe in technical terms - even though it just happened, but in their defense they have the short term memory of a gold fish. This term may also describe an error that occurred on a system in 'Care Bear' dialect. Where a supposed word or phrase is pronounced with a squishy-lipped heartfelt apathetic slang.

Same time chat
User: "excuse me could you help me?"
Technician: "Sure, what can I do to help?"
User: "My insert major corporate application here just died and told me.......luw huddle handle.....?"
Technician: "Do you mean Logical Unit of Work handle exception?"
User: "Nooooeeeewwww, idk :-), could you pwwweeeeaassseee heeelllpp mmmee?"
Technician: "Sure thing, I'll be there in a minute to look at it."

by judogizzard September 22, 2009

handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.

Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!

by muh ris uh November 4, 2007

handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.

"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007