holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

fux with

To assiociate one's self with something of interest.

I like hiphop and rap but I also fux with dubstep.

I hate white rappers but I fux with Eminem.

by unfuxwidable August 22, 2011

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Becky with the good hair

According to Kwame Brown, it's Matt Barnes.

Becky with the good hair is about to get my momma's cooking!

by chukagulu May 21, 2021

friends with benefits

2 close friends who think it would be fun to have sex with each other again and again. Until 1 falls in love and gets their heart broken when the other doesn't want a relationship.

Z and W had sex ... a lot. They were "friends with benefits". Z falls in love with W and friendship is over because it got too sticky and complicated.

by ZeldaGlitterDoll187 September 4, 2011

get with the program

same as "get with it" or "get a clue"

"come on, we always spot you guys two points at game start, get with the program already!" haha

by Mr. B June 1, 2004