you bloody wanker

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)

"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

Wankerd

To drink too much alcohol

I went out & got well "WANKERD" last night

by Dj Lien June 10, 2003

albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015