wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.

“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”

by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023

Wiener Bread

When a man has sex with a woman that has a yeast infection.

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.

by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014

wiener sleeper

Throating a girl so hard she passes out on oxygen deprivation

You say his name one more time i will put you in the wiener sleeper and dead horse you when your passed out.

by Dikky B December 8, 2016

wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.

My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.

by retard-guy November 12, 2022

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by anonymous October 14, 2020