Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie
Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!
by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020
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Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area
Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale
by Captian full send May 30, 2021
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Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad April 29, 2011
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whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.
Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.
by Brianator37 February 04, 2017
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Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
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Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.
Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.
by Francostein June 10, 2009
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Dirty Whale

when a woman smears peanut butter on a mans penis then performs oral sex on him
duuuuude last night C gave me the best dirty whale iv ever had
by dukerman September 02, 2010
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