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wacker

This is not the Australian slang version of the English "wanker". Wanker literally means "masturbator" but all the same is used as a general insult to state that someone is not liked nor likeable. "He is a wanker" or "Don't be a wanker", "I'm not going to that bar again, they are all wankers in there"

"Wacker" is related in meaning to the word "Wacky" and also "wacked" - and means a bit crazy, a fool, an idiot. Although it is not a favourable term, it is more descriptive than an insult.
"Why did you phone her up again?" "I'd been drinking all day and was wacked off my head"

"Did you see him fall down the stairs yestederday while trying to show off to his mates?" "yeah, haha, what a wacker".

"Do you want to go base jumping this weekend?" "No way - You would have to be a wacker to do something like that!"
by The Fli November 3, 2005
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whacked the clam

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.
"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy
by Pimp-master-shwagster August 28, 2006
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wackered

In the stated of beeing messep up, beeing wacked, and possibly going insane.
I can't believe how wackered I am woooh! Pass me the retad pills!
by MarijOana March 16, 2009
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The Weed Wacker

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
by Tony Cock October 2, 2011
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wacker toodle fridge

a polite substitue meaning for wtf (i.e. what the fuck)
"Im offended when you say WTF...i KNOW what that means."
"yeah...wacker toodle fridge"
by rhialitybites March 18, 2005
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wacker

The Australian slang version of the English "wanker".

Slight difference in that wackers tend to be more boisterous than wankers. Wankers kind of like to do things sneakily, and probably harbour a fear that people are calling them wankers behind their backs.
Wackers, on the other hand, are oblivious to what people say about them and seem to even believe their own bullsh!t.

There are more Australian wackers than wankers, but believe me - we do have both kinds.
Did you hear Bush talking to those sailors on that battleship? Honestly, the wacker thought they were laughing WITH him.
by lukeod January 9, 2007
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Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011
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