Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.

He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.

by anonymous April 28, 2025

western style tug

The act of which a woman lassos a rope around a man’s penis while they attempt to escape.

Hey Janet, you really got me with that western style tug last night

by G.t Harp April 6, 2024

western style tug

The act in which a woman attempts to tie a lasso around a man’s penis, while they attempt to escape from them

Janet you really got me with that western style tug last night.

by G.t Harp April 6, 2024

Western values

Aren't the reason we have A.I. though is it?

Hym "The reason we have it is because a guy who REJECTS YOUR VALUES ENTIRELY figured out how get it to perceive the world. It SEEMS LIKE (and this is a call-back to something I've said previously) your western values are just stealing shit from people who don't share your values and taking credit for shit you didn't actually do. Blatant intellectual property theft I called it. So, as I've said before, you're shit. Your values are shit. Your religion is literally just an attempt to enslave everyone (but it's for the greater good guys! Really!). So, no. You're bullshit institution isn't better than the other institution. I turned the wheel of progress with mine own 2 hands. Your institutions did nothing. You did nothing. And Dave Ruben is a gay jew. GAYVE JEWBEN!"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.

I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP

by BossyBoi March 13, 2024