Knock on Weiner

Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.

by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011

weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009

weinerhosen

A condom, a skin, a wham bam dam a Freudian slip.

Put a weinerhosen on that soldier.

by Darth Vader January 7, 2005

weinercheese

To wipe your sweaty weiner on someone.

He walked over, pulled down his pants and weinercheesed his friend.

by Rob51180 September 22, 2008

weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

the wiggity weiner

Strong Sad is the Wiggity Wiener

Um... your the wiggity wiener?

by mieky490 May 21, 2003