Dick Weasel

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Piss-weasel

a piss-weasel is a really minging girl.

she was an absolute piss-weasel

by master B November 20, 2003

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

Toss a weasel

To pee pee, urinate, drain the main vain

(guy) Buddy, I'll be right back I need to go toss a weasel.
(buddy) Thanks dude, appreciate the notice. homo.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022