weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature

Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece

by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020