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texas wake up call

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!
by Texas honky May 19, 2014
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wake up in day one

phrase from the Given-Taken song spoken by the poet Philosopher Heeseung from enhypen
by Lena000 December 22, 2021
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Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up
by Vet0z September 8, 2021
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Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.
Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!
by samthegreater October 26, 2011
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waking the fallen

The second cd by lame band avenged sevenfold (also known as avenged piece of shit.) The cd is just an hour long metalcore cliche, that includes but it is not limited to:
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
joe: Jesus Christ this cd "waking the fallen" is hella boring!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
by Noah Wilkinson April 14, 2008
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Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009
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wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.
Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009
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