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Get the Joe Biden Wake Up mug.Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!
by samthegreater October 26, 2011
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*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
joe: Jesus Christ this cd "waking the fallen" is hella boring!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
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Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
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Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
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