Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

TeamRK VIKING

An amazing Gears of War, Halo, and Call of Duty player on X-Box Live. Great with the sniper rifle.

TeamRK VIKING just killed me again!

by ImAStraightKilla September 29, 2010

electric violin

When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.

My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.

by christian brown21 December 17, 2011

vikings

It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.

The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.

My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday

by jimmy jamesss January 25, 2010

Violin Plucking

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.

"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Throat Violin

The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.

Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?

Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!

Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.

by Fetish King July 30, 2010

Viking

Guys with funny hats who fight monsters that go "Rar!"

The VIKING said "I will fight you!"

The monster said "RAR!"

by Mean Poko August 2, 2008