vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Viking Berry

The act of suffocating your scrotal region with a hair tie or rubber band until your scrotum turns a blue or purple hue, and begin to aggressively commit a teabaging on your sexual partner whilst exclaiming "For Valhalla!"

"Oh Odin, please bestow upon me thine gracious Viking Berry, for I am aroused, and honor thine presence."

by PanMan838 October 3, 2025

Viking style

When the guy wants to have sex with his wife or girlfriend and she says no, but you fuck her anyway

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex with me, so we did it viking style

by RiderNose October 17, 2025

Taco Viking

A white boy that only likes latinas.

Gee wiz, Gary, that Jack kid sure is a Taco Viking! He's dates every hispanic chick on da block!

by Bearman3600 October 18, 2025

Techno-viking

Tribal and Shamanic but actually Northern European, and Not North American Indian.

No known aboriginal identity

See youtube.com "Techno-Viking"

Collecting his growing diatribe, of admiring groupies. He has a dream about the king of Sweden, Getting things that he was needing.

The Techno-Viking diatribe of people.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Pet viking

"This Russian man rides and wrestles with a bear." Youtube.com. (shorts)

This grizzly bear has a pet viking now. He loves his pet viking so much. His pet viking has a flavor!

This animal is not domesticated it is just incredibly friendly. Do not take liberties with a bear.

See also; Bear carjacking

That is so sweet! Look that grizzly bear has a pet viking.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025