verbal inflammation

A condition when someone talks about nonsense in excess that the tongue swells up preventing further waste of words.

I told Jay to shut up before he gets verbal inflammation!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

verbal s.t.d.

When someone whispers in your ear "The sisillus" and you walk a round randy and you have sex with somebody and they get an s.t.d. you didn't even have

I gave Pricillus a verbal s.t.d.

by GlennZadra May 6, 2020

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.

Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!

by QuacksO December 21, 2016

Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017

verbal shitpost

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.

by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025