Valorant

The game we hate love and love the hate not to mention the broken comp system.

I play 5 HOURS of Valorant just to stay in bronze. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

act of valor

after an exsessive amount of drinking you always do that super amazing regretfull thing. Like puking in the frig banging a fat chick falling down the stairs while trying to shit or anything deemed worth by your bros to be the nights act of valor.

Guy1: dude did you hear what cole did
Guy2: what?
Guy1: he banged to fat chicks so his friend could get the 3rd babe
Guy2: what an Act of Valor

by whopoopdinmycar May 26, 2012

Valmorphicize

When a being turns into something extraordinary by yelling a special word or phrase.

Prince Adam valmorphicizes into He-Man when he yells "BY THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!". His kitty cat also becomes BattleCat.

Yan yelled "POOKADJINNINNI!!!" and valmorphicized, then destroyed Chris (who cannot valmorphicize) with his newfound power.

by Pookadjinninni January 20, 2009

Vallory

Someone that enjoys being with kaung and Zhang. She’s a girl that like to game on mobile legend. She is amiable and easy to communicate with.

Wow look! That’s a vallory!!! She’s kissing the cow.

by Zeus Zhang zekrom June 26, 2019

Arena of valor

A piece of shit game that brainless people enjoy playing and then immediately fuck their dads and truffle butter their moms while unconscious. Also the ones who play this game usually have cancer and lose all their relationships as well as their balls. Girls who play the game are virgins for life.

Bro 1: Dude i found a great new game
Bro 2: What is it VinaKid?
Bro 1: Its Arena of valor
Guy 2: Damn.Ok.... i think i gotta go now

Bro 1: Wait I heard their was a rapist who did incest near my house. You heard of that?
Guy 2: Yeah.... Wait how can you not know
Bro 1: I played the game a lot so I went to bed early
Guy 2: I really gotta go dude their is a serial rapist nearby bye bye
*Runs off*
Bro 1: I better go home
*Months later on the local news*
The rapist known as VinaKid has died of cancer on the age of 12
Families are reliefed.
From the victims: I cant believe he did it to his own parents

by FaggotKillerXXX August 14, 2018

valdorf

The name of Vals future hotel, a combination of Valerie and Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC

I got laid at the Valdorf.

by MIMOUSA October 20, 2005

valcone

A Vagina; someone who is being a vagina/dick; jawn; bad; good

Damn Dawg that shit is so valcone; I fucked that valcone like it was your face.

by Tim Pincher January 21, 2009