turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

P Turner

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason

"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner

by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015

Turner

The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car

That turner is a dickhead mate

by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Nat Turner Nigga Mode

When you bolt as fast as humanly possible similar to how Nat turner ran from the government during his man hunt

Man 1: Dude what happened at school why weren't you here?

Man 2: Bro the dean was coming so i went nat turner nigga mode and booked it up the fence!

by nigga chinese warrior October 11, 2019