Turnus

When you're banging her from behind and she turns around asking you to turn her over. You grant her wish and while she's turning around, you take advantage of her vulnerability (much like Turnus in "The Aeneid" taking advantage of the wounded Aeneas) and slap her in the face, rendering her unconscious. You then proceed to fornicate with her unconscious body.

"Dude, she was complaining to me that I wasn't satisfying her last night and as she was turning around I gave her a Turnus."

by uclaeneas April 15, 2009

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

turksmeister

(m) : west country turkey farmer.
(dat): an internet forums answer to the 'fonz'

"...oh my fuckin god!! du-joo see how that turksmeister is turksmeisterin' round that forum Richie, Pudsey, Chi-chi and Mr C. ...eeee sit on it

by Von Small July 17, 2003

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011

Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission

Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.

by allinyoass November 18, 2013