swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

by bkitten3 November 20, 2016

flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.

Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.

There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.

by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019